Its tooooooooo good, a must read one..
A conversation abt the process of selecting a software bridegroom.
Enjoy reading!
Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?
Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search
for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom
has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to
select, I am confused because of it.
Vidhya: what is the confusion about?
Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now
a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other
field. That's I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You
are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion .
vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.
nithya: first is a manager.
vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy
always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of
rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will
get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest
telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work
hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you
with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out
of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.
nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.
vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he
will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise
him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have
salt in it. If you ask him will you not at least tell that it is
good?, he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good
so why must I tell that. He is sooo good
Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer.
vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will
ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a
coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a
coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is
talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter
coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do.
You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your
life !!!
Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??
Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They
are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will
bear.
Nithya: then tell about them.
Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything
themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the
problem with them is- they will say I know it whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the
condition is you must keep saying you are too good after hitting them
every time.
Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom.